Monday, November 9, 2009

Before And After Marriage

Before Marriage; -

He: Yes! I've been waiting for this moment!

She: Do you want to leave me?

He: No! Don't even think about it!

She: Do you love me?

He: Of course! Over and over!

She: Have you eer cheated on me?

He: NO! Why are you even asking me that?

She: Will you kiss me?

He: Every chance I get.

She: Will you hit me?

He: Are you crazy? I'm not that kind of person.

She: Can I trust you?

He: Yes.

She: Darling!

After marriage!
Just read it FROM BOTTOM to top!

The Riddles

A plane crashed. There were survivors. How do you bury them?

A pregnant woman, three guys, two children and 4 ladies were on board a submarine. What makes the submarine sink?